hooman

I am not kidding you when I say dogs are dressed like mini hooman beings. There is also a huge dog pram thing going on. Looks like a pram for a baby but it has higher sides and some vents, for the dog, coz it cant walk or anything?! The clothes (and accessories) are a must wear when going out, I havent seen many dogs undressed, I mean in just their fur. Long Long must be seen as a total loser as he has no clothes except his fur, which I think is beautiful. The best dressed dog I saw was wearing a denim skirt and lovely purple t shirt with a diamond brooch.....ok......I wonder about when they do a wee....I did spot someone today wiping the butt of their very large wolfhound, I mean, getting right in there with tail wrenched up in the air with one hand and tissue paper in the other and some serious inspection going on. Maybe I was staring, I think I might have been.....big dogs like wolfhounds and dobermans and rottweilers wear hooman t shirts....or basketball jerseys.....Im sure they wear shoes in winter. Dogs with long hair all have pig tails (thier ears) with brooches in their hair, I dont think they sell many boy dogs with long hair. While I have been doing my research for a vet and a dog hotel (that doesnt cost $400 a night) I found a place that rents a pet. Yep, tragic but if you ever need to get a 'lil chihuawa to go with your outfit, then you can. Problem is these animals are in poor condition and is it any wonder. I think when someone wants a dog to match their outfit they dont plan on it doing a wee or poo or need to eat....stoopid, stupidity if you ask me.